The things you own end up owning you

(Source: gorgossium)

meme4u:

http://memeblock.com/

(Source: ethanshane)

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.

I believe that it is called an  aubergine. 

IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM

In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours

you used the wrong flag France

(Source: tltty)

alyssaties:

hulksmashes:

“cap”

“cap”

“what is it bruce”

“hulk like cap smell”

“bruce, please stop”

“does hulk smell patriotism”

oh god just give me Cap and Ironman please 

(Source: ariannestark)